World’s Coolest The Office Talking Keychain | 6 Quotes | Dwight Schrute

$11.99

Fans of NBC’s hit show turned pop culture icon “The Office” will love the World’s Coolest Talking Keychains! This novelty keychain is perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton’s Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company! Featuring inspirational quotes from the one and only Dwight Schrute!
Quotes include:
  • “How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, instable.”,
  • Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
  • “Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.”
  • “Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.”
  • “Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
  • “I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

Keychain included for take-everywhere fun!

WORLD’S COOLEST: Fans of NBC’s hit show turned pop culture icon “The Office” will love this novelty keychain!
FUN FEATURE: Features six inspirational quotes.   2 AAA batteries required (included).
TAKE IT WITH YOU: Keychain included for take-everywhere fun!
GREAT GIFT IDEA: Perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton’s Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company!

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Fans of NBC’s hit show turned pop culture icon “The Office” will love the World’s Coolest Talking Keychains! This novelty keychain is perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton’s Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company! Featuring inspirational quotes from the one and only Dwight Schrute!
Quotes include:
  • “How would I describe myself? Three words. Hard-working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, instable.”,
  • Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
  • “Babies are one of my many areas of expertise. Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.”
  • “Nothing stresses me out. Except having to seek the approval of my inferiors.”
  • “Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.”
  • “I never smile if I can help it. Showing one’s teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.”

Keychain included for take-everywhere fun!

WORLD’S COOLEST: Fans of NBC’s hit show turned pop culture icon “The Office” will love this novelty keychain!
FUN FEATURE: Features six inspirational quotes.   2 AAA batteries required (included).
TAKE IT WITH YOU: Keychain included for take-everywhere fun!
GREAT GIFT IDEA: Perfect for the ultimate fan of Scranton’s Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company!
Weight .25 lbs
Dimensions 8 × 5 × 2 in