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“Grandpa, where were you the day the Scranton Strangler was caught? Well, I was there, kiddo, I was there. And I tell you what, you go sell these and go buy yourself a nice spaceship”

From S07E08 of The Office, Everyone is completely absorbed in the ongoing adventures of the Scranton Strangler and crowds around the a computer that was transformed into a TV to watch it unfold. Gabe, of course, is the pooper at the party and thinks everyone should get back to work. Poor Gabe just doesn’t understand that everyone has to watch this because if they didn’t they wouldn’t care about it at all. And when the Scranton Strangler drives by the office, Michael goes out and scoops up some of the gravel to give to his grandkids so they can sell it and buy a spaceship.