10 Types of People You’ll See on Parade Day – as Told by ‘The Office’

10 Types of People You’ll See on Parade Day – as Told by ‘The Office’

Happy Parade DayWhile most people will be wearing green, not everyone celebrates the holiday the same way – which was made clear in the St. Paddy’s Day episode of The Office. While some people (ahem, Angela) don’t partake in any celebrations, there are people like Kevin and Michael who go all out.

Here are 10 types of people you’ll come across on Parade Day –what category do you fit in?

THE PERSON WHO DRESSES HEAD-TO-TOE IN GREEN.
And pinches everyone else who isn’t.

 

THE PERSON WHO FAVORS ST. PATRICK’S DAY OVER CHRISTMAS.
It’s the best time of the year!

 

THE PERSON WHO GOES ALL OUT WITH THEIR OFFICE DECORATIONS.
And would never forget to put out green M&Ms.

 

THE PERSON WHO MAKES PLANS WITH THEIR FRIENDS WAY AHEAD OF TIME.
Going on a date for Parade Day is unheard of!

 

THE PERSON WHO’S CLEARLY PRETENDING TO BE IRISH.
And trying so hard.

 

THE PERSON WHO VEHEMENTLY AVOIDS PARADE DAY.
You will not partake in the celebration.

 

THE PERSON WHO WANTS TO LEAVE WORK EARLY TO CELEBRATE.
Having to work late on St. Paddy’s Day is just cruel


 

THE PERSON WHO ONLY GOES OUT FOR THE GREEN DRINKS.
Green water, green beer, green everything!

 

THE PERSON WHO HAS NO PATIENCE FOR DRAMA.
Save it for another day, guys.

THE PERSON WHO ALWAYS HAS THE BEST PARADE DAY EVER.
It’s one for the books.