BREAKING: GIANT OCTOPUS ATTACKS COOPER’S?! In a comple…
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BREAKING: GIANT OCTOPUS ATTACKS COOPER’S?!
In a completely serious and not at all made-up turn of events, our rooftop octopus may have… come to life.
Witnesses say drinks flew, umbrellas soared, and poor Greg was last seen midair yelling something about tartar sauce. The local news was on it — and we’ve got the full report.
Watch the chaos. Hear from “experts.”
Tag someone who would 100% still eat here after an octopus incident.
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