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Bring the heat straight from Schrute Farms with our “Bears. Beets. Burn Unit.” hot sauce – a fiery blend that would make even Dwight call for backup.

Crafted with real habanero, yellow scotch bonnet, and bhut jolokia (ghost pepper), this sauce is no joke. It’s sweet, tangy, and kicks like a beet-fueled bear. The flavor hits fast but finishes smooth — just enough fire to make you respect it.

Perfect as a gift for The Office fan in your life, or for anyone who enjoys a sauce that’s as bold and unpredictable as a beet farm fire drill.

Heat Level: Medium-Hot (Scoville: ~3,000–5,000)
Flavor Profile:
Bright upfront sweetness
Vinegar tang
Slow-building, smooth finish
Hints of citrus & earth from the peppers
Surprisingly addictive

Details:
5 oz bottle
Made in the USA
Gluten-free, vegan-friendly

Warning: Identity theft may not be a joke, but this sauce sure brings the fun.